The "corbyn Is A Terrorist Sympathiser Starter Pack" - Just A Bit Of Fun

[TheDevil]

you must:

-Think you're affected by Labour's proposed tax increases even though you earn no where near 80K a year.

-Be obsessed with crime but vote for the Tories who cut police budgets by 25% then try to impress us by increasing police budgets.

-Think you've had it tougher than your kids because you grew up without as much technology.

-Claim to love the army boys but get excited of the prospects of them being sent to was to die for no reason.

-Make a 'spot the white man' joke whilst on a family day trip to Madame Tussauds.

-Froth at the mouth with rage at the very thought of a student protest.

-Think you're a patriot because of your choice of profile picture but votes for a part that's asset stripped his country and hawked it to their mates.

-Actually think Hitler was a socialist.

-Be obsessed with Diane Abbott.

-Vote to destroy the NHS despite your entire family depending on it.



Have I missed any? ;-)

[naomi24]

Did you copy this from somewhere - or do you just have too much time on your hands?

[TheDevil]

I copied it from somewhere. I do hope that is OK.

[naomi24]

Don't ask me. If you think it's ok I suppose it must be.

[Old_Geezer]

If it's just a bit of fun, why is it in politics and not jokes ?

[retrocop]

//but votes for a part that's asset stripped his country and hawked it to their mates.//

That will be the Labour party when Mr Gordon Brown, a fiscal genius only beaten by Dianne Abbot, nicked pension funds and sold our Gold reserve assets for peanuts.

[hereIam]

But Corbyn IS a terrorist sympathiser !!

[retrocop]

Pretty much every one will be affected by Corbyn's proposed tax increases whatever income. Company taxes will be passed down to the consumer.

[ludwig]

There are a lot of these things doing the rounds of social media at the moment because of Brexit and obviously now the election.

I'm never sure what the point is, except perhaps virtue signalling, and to generate a giggle within a particular political echo chamber.

I don't think anyone has ever thought about changing their political views because somebody else took the ssip out of them. If anything, it's counter-productive.

[TheDevil]

Retrocop - "Pretty much every one will be affected by Corbyn's proposed tax increases whatever income."

Are you able to explain to me how?

I doubt to avoid paying as much tax, that those earning well will increase price on all of their products or services to make up the difference, although it is a possibility.

If people bought locally then there would be no such thing as high earners.

[emmie]

sure there are some things missed off, but can't think what at the moment.
Diane Abbot sending her child to a private school
whilst wishing to ban all private schools, or something like that.

[retrocop]

//Are you able to explain to me how? //

You put petrol in your van and lawnmower. It arrived by tanker belonging to a large company. That company will have it's corporate tax increased. Same with most goods arriving in the shops that you purchase. Eddie Stobart. A massive haulage company. Corbyn will hit him and people like him hard. They take a hit and if they decide to stay in business they will pass that hit down to the consumer.

You can buy petrol locally but it wasn't found in your village by magic.

[TheDevil]

I'm not quite sure what you're on about but I do get your point.

I think that situation is unlikely. I think the companies will not pass on this tax to the consumer, because the consumer will go elsewhere.

[hereIam]

Oh come off it spath !!!

[emmie]

if i bought locally it would be twice as expensive.

[hereIam]

Wrong thread emmie ??

[retrocop]

//I think the companies will not pass on this tax to the consumer, because the consumer will go elsewhere.//

No. The Companies will go elsewhere (abroad ?) or will call it a day and then mass redundancies will result.

[emmie]

hereiam

no was replying to The Devil about buying goods locally..

[shoota]

'I'm not quite sure what you're on about but I do get your point.'

How do you manage that?

[ToraToraTora]

R//etrocop - "Pretty much every one will be affected by Corbyn's proposed tax increases whatever income."
Are you able to explain to me how? //
The £1tn+ promises will not be afforded by taxing the "rich", everyone will have to pay.

[retrocop]

Perhaps the peace lily’s village is a Free Port!