Muslim fanatics plot to hijack Royal Wedding by burning effigies of Kate and William

[david51058]

If they do then everyone should publically burn a copy of the Koran.

[Teddy_boy]

When they hijack it.Where are they taking it to?

[Teddy_boy]

Excuse me sir , you look like a hijacker to me.
Is it because i have a beard and I'm a Muslim?
Not at all sir .
But the 2 burning effigies under your arm were a bit of a giveaway.

[tamborine]

Its a Friday, all good muslims will be on prayer mats with bums aloft expelling CO2s to increase the ozones.

[DTCwordfan]

teddy - they will take it to seoul or north korea. Make an anagram of this and you have
"Heroes or Lout Koran"

[stoofur]

I don't think I am allowed matches to set fire to anything. Being a Christian killer and all. (And a Daily Mail reader (all be it the TV Section))

[stoofur]

I just read my post. I have never killed and Christians.

Oops. Best just to stay confused I think.

[mccfluff]

i think we should feed all christians to the lions

[stoofur]

Blinking heck. I can't even type anymore. The "and" should have been "any".

[Teddy_boy]

Christians are lucky they dont need matches because they can just stone people.

[tamborine]

frankinsence & myrh is addictive and does get me stoned

[Teddy_boy]

Sorry to be pedantic. But can you hijack an event?
I think you can disrupt one or even cause it to stop or end or b e cancelled. I do find it funny that people who criticise Muslims and their attempts to ruin the English way of life , more often than not lack the basics of the English language. I find it a bit ironic.

[DTCwordfan]

I want the Qat, not the frankincense and myrrh

[whiskeryron]

///
mccfluff
i think we should feed all christians to the lions///

I used to eat at Lions (Lyon's) Cnr Cafe, lovely caff mate.Ron.

[MickeyTheBrick]

Lol, Stoofur! I buy the Mail on Saturday for the telly guide, also. I don't even read the paper, I just throw it in the recycling bin.

[pa___ul3]

mickey / stoofur - http://www.radiotimes.com/
Think of the trees!!

[DEN53]

To be honest, I think there will be so many lovely grannies along the route waving their
Union Jack flags - they won't stand a chance. (:0)

[bookbinder]

If the real purpose of the proposed Muslim demonstration is merely to cause annoyance, then that proves (if proof were needed) that these Muslim "protesters" have no real cause or purpose, other than to create trouble and upset. Thus, they cannot expect anyone to take them seriously.

[pa___ul3]

they'll be poisoned by the combined smell of floral perfumes and tena lady!

[seadogg]

cor Ron! remember the steak and kidney puddings. Used to eat at the Lyons opp Houses of Parliament as a student.

What are the Muslims against Crusades objecting to ?

[exdc]

Have a look seadogg

http://www.muslimsagainstcrusades.com/