2 astronomers from St Just , Land End, watching the Night Sky.
"Look Over there, Pasty, There's Jupiter, thats the home of Jews."
"And there's Saturn, thats the home of Satirists."
"What about Neptune?"
"That's over there on the right, that's where Nepotists reside."
"Oh and I spot Mars, They are chocoholics up there "
"Now I see Mercury, thats' the home of Heavy Metal Bands."
"Ok, what about Venus?"
"Oh the Venetian's capital is Venice"
"And now I can see Uranus."
"You sure can't. Its here in St Just, on Earth."