Jobs & Education1 min ago
Obscene?
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or a good joke?
or a good joke?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:
Tommy Smith has not long left the Army and decides to join the local golf club as a 'Town' member
Having been there a few weeks and getting to know the faces, he spots a rather crusty looking old gent and recognises him as a Colonel from his old regiment. Tommy didn't have the best of times serving under him but decides to let bygones be bygones and approaches the old duffer.
"Remember me?" he says to the gent, who turns to look at him.
"Ah Smith" says the officer. "Didn't know you played. Have you joined as a Town or a Country member?"
Tommy informs him of his Town membership.
"Ah well, there you are you see, I'm a Country member".
"Yes" says Tommy. "I remember"!
Tommy Smith has not long left the Army and decides to join the local golf club as a 'Town' member
Having been there a few weeks and getting to know the faces, he spots a rather crusty looking old gent and recognises him as a Colonel from his old regiment. Tommy didn't have the best of times serving under him but decides to let bygones be bygones and approaches the old duffer.
"Remember me?" he says to the gent, who turns to look at him.
"Ah Smith" says the officer. "Didn't know you played. Have you joined as a Town or a Country member?"
Tommy informs him of his Town membership.
"Ah well, there you are you see, I'm a Country member".
"Yes" says Tommy. "I remember"!
Like the best of 'jokes'; it's not what your ears hear, it what your mind imagines........
I think the issue with swearing is the appropriateness of the situation/company.
I'd be far more offended by casual usage of the sort of words which it appears some folks would like to use, rather than a good old-fashioned expletive !
I think the issue with swearing is the appropriateness of the situation/company.
I'd be far more offended by casual usage of the sort of words which it appears some folks would like to use, rather than a good old-fashioned expletive !
I first heard this on Steptoe on the radio at noon 40 years ago.
// crossword clue, Albert: four letter word- found at the bottom of a bird cage ending in IT.
Harold: GRIT
Albert: have you got a rubber?
Now if he had said SH IT 40 years ago it would never had been broadcast. Same with the 'joke' in the question.
// crossword clue, Albert: four letter word- found at the bottom of a bird cage ending in IT.
Harold: GRIT
Albert: have you got a rubber?
Now if he had said SH IT 40 years ago it would never had been broadcast. Same with the 'joke' in the question.
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