Caption please

[Gromit]

Can you clever AB readers please suggest an amusing caption for the following photograph...

http://i.dailymail.co...00578-901_470x288.jpg

[redman41]

Can I have my own Cell please and a TV so that I can watch the Olympics

[WELSHYORKIE]

You are going to do WHAT with your enforcer?

[Gromit]

My submission:

"The Bullingdon Club Reunion brought back memories for Boris."

[TWR]

Jolly, I only wanted to borrow a cup of sugar.

[sp1814]

"Met police finally apprehend world's biggest seven year old child".

[sandyRoe]

I'd have thought London weighting allowed you more spacious accommodation than this.

[anneasquith]

gosh.....its busy tonight at weight watchers !

[BertiWooster]

Wrong address mate - the fancy dress party is next door

[Zeuhl]

So this is where you've been keeping Ken Livingstone.

[anotheoldgit]

In the recent post titled 'Colonel Gaddafi's army' there were calls to have the question removed on the grounds that it wasn't really a news question.

Well are the recent 'Caption Please' requests from Gromit really news questions or just another excuse for him to make fun of anything or anybody he dislikes?

[Gromit]

AOG

It is a bit of fun. Surely in your dim and distant past you can remember FUN?

The first caption posting I did not leave a humourous answer. This one I have.

For the record, I don't think Mustavas post should have been removed even though I did not find the joke funny.

This photo was from the news section of todays Daily Mail, so it is News.

[Gromit]

And thanks for everyone who have posted captions.

They are all excellent - keep up the good work!

[Zeuhl]

Hello Seb old boy, me and the boys have just called round to collect some tickets, know what i mean?

[VHG]

How about

"No, I could not find any Olympic tickets in here either"

[anotheoldgit]

What about,

"Come on in, we operate an open door policy in this country, everyone is welcome".

[emmie]

Your bike's not in there Boris

[Quassia]

Bad hair day Boris? You need a helmet like mine!

[askyourgran]

So this is where you are keeping Gordon.

[anotheoldgit]

"Come in quick I think Livingstone is trying to get back in"

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