you don't have to watch

[DrFilth]

your spending when you own some oil wells

the council stadium lot have now got their own

http://menmedia.co.uk...-jet-lands-at-airport

[Gromit]

I saw the test flight. I

t started off well, but then it started to plummet rapidly.

Apparently the pilots sing 'Alway look on the runway for ice' just before take off.

[DrFilth]

that is your second bad one this moring


have you been smoking something

[Gromit]

A Mr Tevez has booked a ticket to Argentina - one way!

[Ankou]

wow that probably cost about £150,000 which isn't too bad. its about the same as barca give to unicef every month, so at least they have got something to show for it, eh.