How would you spend £18 billion?

[Gromit]

Would you expect more bang from you buck than this?

http://www.telegraph....tan-figures-show.html

[jno]

well, I'd give lots of it to the Battersea Dogs Home, then I'd go on a nice cruise with my hubby, make sure the kids are cared for, then I'd go back to work; it wouldn't change my way of life at all.

[Gromit]

I think I might have spent most of it on Cancer Research UK. There was an advert on telly tonight with lots of people crying, and I hope £18 billion would dry up those tears (or pay the film company's production costs).

[tinkerbell23]

Easily! Id give millions to charity- cancer, doggies, family then id get a fancy car n house and prob volunteer a few days a wk :0D i deserve a win cos id be very kind!!! Id also give my chapel money and my fabe footie team! Oh and buy my daddy n granda a box in the stadium ;0) xx oh and hav lots f doggies :0)

[scotman]

I would invest it in a global spread of 'blue chip' investments and gold. I would then move to somewhere warm and sunny and relax while I lived of the dividend.

[tinkerbell23]

Aaaand breeeathe.....pheewwwwwwwwwe hahaha birdie! I could
Go on!!!! ;0> xxx

[Gromit]

Birdie1971

Who is that unmistakable image on your toast avatar. At first I tnought it was Darwin, but on cliser inspe tion, it looks luke Father Abraham. ?

[Gromit]

Maybe I should try that again without drunken fingers...

Birdie1971

Who is that unmistakable image on your toast avatar. At first I tnought it was Darwin, but on closer inspection, it looks like Father Abraham. ?

[Gromit]

Still not convinced it isn't Father Abraham....

http://www.eurovision...3/24/pierre-groot.jpg

[jno]

"I"ve had my eye on one of those B2 Stealth Bombers for a while"

If you can see it, it isn't working

[Hopkirk]

We don't learn though, do we?

Look at Libya.

[jake-the-peg]

$2.4 billion each!

And we wonder why the US has a major defecit problem