It's the shampoo we use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is the warning:
'FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY'.
No wonder I have been gaining weight. I am getting rid of the shampoo and am changing to dishwashing liquid, instead.
'DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE'
Never ever thought I would say this about one of your gags Marvel.....
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Brillant - original (well I've not heard it before ) ...best Ive seen on here in ages..