Deliver all these Santa, or be killed

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.dailymail....-Santa-Claus-die.html

/// But her mother Tracey, 40, is not punishing her for the letter and has vowed to meet her daughter's demands saying: 'You don't want to get on the wrong side of Mekeeda.' ///

What a sweet young girl she seems to be, (I don't think), but is she just a typical example of the 'don't have, got to have' generation, such as the looters belong to?

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[anotheoldgit]

pdust

Anyone has the same opportunity, recently it has been a rather slow news period, and hardly anyone had entered anything to have a debate upon.

Just thought I would introduce a few threads for others to join in if they wished, nothing wrong with that surely?

Have a go yourself, it's free.

[craft1948]

Her grammar and spelling, compared to many other young people, is actually quite good.

[pilotlight]

Not so her geography, Craft.

[emmie]

The brat would get nowt, and mummy dearest shouldn't be afraid of the little madam.

[Everhelpful]

Santa Claus(e)? Great spelling,also where does the "Stay at home" Mother get the money from?

[ummmm]

From the 'out at work' father...

Crazy thought, I know...but it happens.

[jno]

er, before you all condemn, has anyone thought to ask how this story got into the paper? It sounds a bit of a set-up to me, and rather a funny one.

[Prudie]

If the mum posted that story on here most of us would know it's a wind-up.

[ummmm]

Complete set up.

[stokemaveric]

LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Backdrifter]

Perhaps a better debate would be one about stupid fabricated stories designed to make people get all riled up.

Manufacturing outrage is usually the DM's stock in trade but they weren't the only one to "report" this piece of nonsense.

[Booldawg]

quick physchological profile:

She's 13, loves Justin Bieber and still beleives in Father Christmas.

[starone]

The girls of thirteen round this way are a lot more mature than this one. They will be out with their friends chatting up the boys - unless their mothers stops them. Writing to Santa is a definite no-no. They will be laughed out of the classroom and teased beyond endurance.

[tiggerblue10]

Well I hope Santa gets me a Kindle or otherwise no mince pie or brandy for him and no frigging carrot for Rudolph!!!

[yogi-bear]

" Dear Tweedy the Spoilt Little Brat,

Thank you so much for your whimsical letter regarding 'what you want'...It did keep us amused for hours talking about the kind of things we can get for an obviously deserving young girl such as yourself, and bearing in mind that at 13, you still think of me......how very quaint.

Now your list.....

a Blackberry.................sorry out of stock, but I've sent you a manky strawberry instead.

Austin Mahone or Justin Bieber (real ).........sorry not available for spoit little girls...only squeeky clean ones........so have sent you....(wait for it)......Yep, The Chuckle Brothers instead.

Next.......

Laura knitted 33 jumper from Boo Hoo.............too classy and stylish for you, Weedy ( sorry...Tweedy ), so have sent you Boo to teach you a lesson or three about manners.........dont Fosters her off, make sure you feed her lots of cake, and good luck, as you're gonna need it :0)

High Top Converses?..................errrm... nope........so sent you a pair of smelly flip-flops worn by John McCririck for 15 years and as an added bonus.......what he's picking :0)

http://static.unreali...BB_John_McCririck.jpg

Austin Mahone Circles top and Austin Glasses............nope yet again.......but look at what i did get you..........a stylish piccy of Jarvis Cocker ( who's he?...i hear you ask).......he's the Justin Bieber of the 90's :0)

http://fc05.deviantar...ocker_by_entdroid.jpg

And last, but not least, Weedy, for threatening to do me in and cook my reindeer, I will be sending out special delivery at your rooftop.... Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and of course... Rudolph, to bite your fat arse whilst you sleep on Christmas night.......sweet dreams :0)

[tiggerblue10]

Lol

[DTCwordfan]

And how many extra copies of the Daily Wail, net of AOG's recommendations, did they actually sell today?

[EDDIE51]

Story in the Dail Mail with a very carefully posed photo shot ? The child has obviously had make up applied and had a new hair do. Just chance of course ?
I don't suppose there is any possibility that this is anything other than 100% genuine ?
No chance this is a 'set up' on a day when real news is hard to find ?

[tiggerblue10]

This "news" item was in todays Metro as well.

[DTCwordfan]

No Eddie, were you reporting or was it me or AOG? The Wail pays well for such stories.