"'It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.' The Prince's verdict on a fuse box given during a tour of a Scottish factory in August 1999. He later apologised: 'I meant to say cowboys. I just got my cowboys and Indians mixed up.'
Nothing wrong with a little levity - just imagine the pressure of having to think of something to say to strangers 200+ times a day with everyone ready to pounce at the merest hint of non-pc'ness.........