ChatterBank23 mins ago
We have definitely gone mad
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"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a bungee jump fall
All the King's horses and the King's men
made Humpty smile again"
The PC version of that old kids fav....... and yes,many others have been bastardised such as "What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor" - now we can't have references to alcohol can we - and the line "Put him in the brig until he is sober" has become "Do a little jig and make him smile."
We have truly lost it......
To the point that the Heritage Lottery Fund is putting up £585,400 to fund "The Full English" project with the English Folk Dance and Song Society to restore these classics - as not only is our English lit heritage being eroded by the PCites but many kids have a better knowledge of Euroepan or African songs, and those are being taught in schools.
On one hand, it's unbelievable, on the other we need to spend half a mill to preserve our culture, half a mill that could have gone elsewhere.
Source: Sunday Telegraph today
Open to your comments on this.....over to you!
Humpty Dumpty had a bungee jump fall
All the King's horses and the King's men
made Humpty smile again"
The PC version of that old kids fav....... and yes,many others have been bastardised such as "What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor" - now we can't have references to alcohol can we - and the line "Put him in the brig until he is sober" has become "Do a little jig and make him smile."
We have truly lost it......
To the point that the Heritage Lottery Fund is putting up £585,400 to fund "The Full English" project with the English Folk Dance and Song Society to restore these classics - as not only is our English lit heritage being eroded by the PCites but many kids have a better knowledge of Euroepan or African songs, and those are being taught in schools.
On one hand, it's unbelievable, on the other we need to spend half a mill to preserve our culture, half a mill that could have gone elsewhere.
Source: Sunday Telegraph today
Open to your comments on this.....over to you!
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Oh and its not even a "Drunken Sailor" now, it's a "Grumpy Pirate"
An adaption of "This little Piggy" avoids eating roast beef in favour of ice cream to avoid offence to vegetarians. Disgraceful.......what about the offence to vegans, it should be bean sprouts..
And def nothing military or criminal, however minor......
An adaption of "This little Piggy" avoids eating roast beef in favour of ice cream to avoid offence to vegetarians. Disgraceful.......what about the offence to vegans, it should be bean sprouts..
And def nothing military or criminal, however minor......
some schools i work in build a spider instead of hangman and sing baa baa woolly sheep instead of baa baa blacks heep. we have the interactive board instead of white board i could go on and on with examples its ridiculous it really is. i hate all this pc rubbish some people need to grow a pair!!!. sorry for rant but i HATE they way certain people have been allowed to make such ridiculous changes. phew !!!!!!! :0)
"oops black sheep not blacks heep"
can you use the word black ?
was reading a photography mag this morning article title was "how to get more whites in your pictures"
that will be banned soon no doubt, theyll change it how to get more " R0, G0 B0"
frikkin ridiculous, better get used to it 'cos that the way your country is going going gone !
can you use the word black ?
was reading a photography mag this morning article title was "how to get more whites in your pictures"
that will be banned soon no doubt, theyll change it how to get more " R0, G0 B0"
frikkin ridiculous, better get used to it 'cos that the way your country is going going gone !
