The Crying Neighbor
Fred looks out his window and sees Bob sitting on his front porch across the street. Bob looks distraught.
They've been friends and neighbors for over 20 years. So Fred goes over to see if he can be of service.
As Fred approaches Bob, he notices that Bob is actually crying.
Fred: What's the matter, Bob? What has happened?
Bob: My wife told me that if I don't shave my beard, she is leaving me.
Fred: Oh, man. I am really sorry to hear that. I know how much you like your beard, Bob. But still, why are you crying?
Bob: I am really gonna miss her