New Scotland Yard? No 'new Costa Shop'

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9733896/Met-wants-public-to-report-crimes-at-counters-in-mosques-and-coffee-shops.html

You just could not make it up, but I will try.

Your local coffee shop.

"I wish to report a robbery" - "now sit down grab yourself a cappuccino, and let's talk about it".

Your local Mosque.

"I've come to report a suspicious package", - "first take off your shoes, drag up a mat, and keep your voice down"

[jno]

aog, you can't really call those pathetic little tiddlywink counters "coppers".

They're actually steel these days, with copper plating, apparently.

[anotheoldgit]

jno

That's true jno.

[anotheoldgit]

AB Editor

As you say quite relevant, not seen that before, really enjoyed it.