How Will They Investigate This?

[ChillDoubt]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/two-teenage-girls-in-bury-discovered-1296735

What would they call it? Lewinsky-ing?

[emmie]

no, i would call it disgusting..

[boxtops]

ewwwwwww! Bleuh! etc...... Nooooo!

[Eve]

Ewwwwww, there seems to be a worrying amount of sexual weirdos (if it is what it is insinuated it may be) round here.

[Bbbananas]

Oh For Funks Sake.... The world just keeps on getting sicker and seedier. I despair. What sort of world has my little innocent granddaughter been born into? I'm the first one in the line to have a laugh, to have a liberated giggle, innuendo, smut , titter, whatever u want to call it, but filth, porn, horrid ness, I despair, I really do.

[Prudie]

As it's animal semen do you think the motive could be more Taxi Driver than sexual?

[emmie]

this happened to a friend, she was absolutely freaked out by it.

[DTCwordfan]

Just as a matter of interest, where do you buy a bag of animal semen?

Tesco's aren't selling horse, are they? Or is it a new Boots product for facial cream?

[DTCwordfan]

And I am not surprised, em, I think any of us would be.....

[Nibble]

Wasn't it recommended as a shampoo earlier in the week? But IMHO still ewwwwwwww! bleah!

[emmie]

it wasn't any animal semen but a bloke standing not too far away, i don't know how she stopped herself from punching his lights out.

[B00]

Whilst i ewww'd along with the rest of you, I had to laugh at the photo of a PC's hat, talk about random,and just in case you were unsure what it was, the caption tells you it is in fact a policeman's hat- *Chortlesplutters*!

[Peter Pedant]

since someone asked:

Farmer cut £3000-a-gram bull semen with his own - The Poke
www.thepoke.co.uk/.../farmer-cut-3000-a-gram-prize-bull-semen-wit...Jun 15, 2011 – Farmer caught cutting £3000-a-gram prize bull semen with 'some of ... “Unlike commercial farmers who routinely use 'chemical extenders' to ...

I goggled commercial bull semen and the usual came up

Chemical extender can be ordinary egg white [from a chicken's egg]


and just in case this post triggers a question about cross species fertilization, yes it is possible Edwards who got a Nobel Prize last year found in the seventies that such cross species fertilisations died at the 8 or 16 cell stage

[DangerUXD]

There are some very sick people out there.

[anotheoldgit]

Not just an ordinary Police hat BOO, but a 'Greater Manchester Police hat' no less.