Ah, baz, the belle-lettrist or, perhaps, North Briton of our day! Well, I think it's something to celebrate. All I ever get is 'marmalade corner' of The Times; that bit in the bottom right-hand corner, which drops on the marmaladed toast at breakfast. It's for 'brief letters' viz. those whose authors have but one thought and that so slight that it it takes only two lines to say it. And since The Times doesn't print addresses any more, I never get any come back now. (Pity; I loved people who wrote to complain about "of an evening" and other alleged solecisms which had, mysteriously, passed the sub-editors by !)
Enjoy your local celebrity, gordie. You'll have some in consequence. Friends and neighbours will remark upon the letter and complete strangers will come up and say " About that fiver I lent you.."!