The Mind Boggles!

[islasmum]

http://news.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/man-leaves-deers-severed-head-at-tesco-checkout

who? and why? and what was he doing with it? are the questions that come to mind!

[shoota]

Can I sika nanswer?

[nescio]

You're right, ludwig -we can all take hart from this

[McMouse]

Did this happen in Hindhead?

[Octavius]

Seeing as they left it behind, they couldn't have been very fawned of it. Poor deer.

[shoota]

Perhaps he didn't have the right a muntjac.

[shoota]

Was it blind?
I've no eyed deer....

[ludwig]

If the victim's got a very shiny nose, I might know who it is.

[murraymints]

He thought al paca this myself ? Where's the bags ?..Damn.. I'll come buck with one !

[shoota]

Or maybe he really wanted Chinese water, dear.

[McMouse]

Need a broad shoulder to be saddled by all thing. When will I ever loin?

[shoota]

Sure it was a deer and not a wee moose?

[McMouse]

Please rein this in shoots.

[ludwig]

Yes, venison end coming to this nonsense?

[shoota]

Ok.
Just off to a stag do....

[shoota]

Can anyone lend me a buck?

[shoota]

I'm very short of doe.

[shoota]

Just kidding!

[murraymints]

I gnu you'd say that..!.....bet you w elk one home doe eyed !

[ludwig]

Stop being such a namby bambi.

[Hopkirk]

There is a new Tesco Express in Saffron Walden that has caused a lot of local opposition.

In Bristol when they objected to an Express store they had a riot, but perhaps this is a countryside toff type of protest.