Rugby Player Suffers Brain Injury After Being Hit By Bus On Night Out In Leeds

[ChillDoubt]

He survived of course,
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/394847/Battered-rugby-ace-Danny-Cipriani-tackled-a-bus-on-pub-crawl

But obviously suffered from a severe bout of What The F***, resulting in this behaviour,
http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-bike-shed/kelly-brook-danny-cipriani-cheated-six-girls-secret-phone-calling-them-confront-them-090412388.html?vp=1

What a dullard.......

[douglas9401]

Worra narse

[snags]

The bus didn't knock any sense in to him then? He's an arrogant sod who needs to keep his ego in check imo.

[sir.prize]

Apparently he had a brain problem before the bus hit him.

[Gromit]

..any news on the condition of the bus?

Is it alright?

The public haven't been inconvenienced, hopefully.

What a flappy vagina excuse for a human being this half-wit must be!

[youngmafbog]

Just out of interest Gromit, why do you consider you phrase to be approipate but when someone uses 'wizards sleeve' you get all upset.
BTW the rhyming slang is Berk or Berkely Hunt.

The blokes a cock (not you Gromit) and I doubt this will knock any sense into him.

[ludwig]

Good news just in - the damage sustained was not too bad. It can be repaired fairly easily and the bus will be back in service soon.

[joeluke]

Even though some of us have steak at home there are times when we just fancy a burger

[ChillDoubt]

Ever the gentleman......

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/kelly-brook-looking-glum-danny-cipriani-boring-in-bed-140743399.html

Imagine the fun trying to coax her into being a little more 'adventurous' though!

Wotanob.

[ChillDoubt]

Oh the shame! Being ridiculed by Jordan too! Can't get any lower than that.