Well I Have Seen Some Things In The Toilet But ....

[youngmafbog]

http://news.sky.com/story/1171181/gold-bars-worth-620k-found-in-plane-toilet

I am sure someone has not forgotten it, but how did it get on there. after all it must weight quite a bit and if they got that on board then doesn't really show excellent security does it?

[Zeuhl]

Maybe a gold smuggler's sphincter gave out?

[weecalf]

Was it golden brown ?

[boxtops]

They don't weigh hand luggage, only measure it!

[2sp_]

Was there a goose on board?

[boxtops]

Damned uncomfortable for the goose, laying oblong tablets, LOL

[jno]

a goose with a philosophers' stone perhaps

[237SJ]

There`s no rule against taking gold bars on an aircraft. Sounds like an inside job to me.

[2sp_]

I've left books, magazines and once, my sunglasses on a plane.

Always managed to take my gold bullion with me when we landed.

[2sp_]

^That sounds like a thread all on it's own there, triggs!

[WELSHYORKIE]

I've heard, and used, the phrase *** bricks, but.................

[douglas9401]

Could be the star prize for a Ryanair style scratchcard win. You just have to work a bit for it

[anotheoldgit]

Well I don't know if anyone realises it, but today is 'WORLD TOILET DAY' and below are fascinating lavatories around the globe, surely this must be one of the most fascinating ones..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10459903/Ten-outstanding-loos-for-World-Toilet-Day.html