Rather Have East Europeans Than This Lot

[DrFilth]

that may end up here for the benefits of dry land and food

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544444/Russian-ghost-ship-infested-CANNIBAL-RATS-beach-Britain-going-missing-Atlantic.html

[Zacs-Master]

A Daily Mail article nicked from The Sun. What a splendid pedigree.

[Zacs-Master]

Well, according to this webbsite it was only 700 miles off Ireland last Feb!
http://rt.com/news/lyubov-orlova-ghost-ship-891/

[DrFilth]

what we need to know is how far the average cannibal rat can swim

[Zacs-Master]

Where are all the flute wielding saints when you need em? is this evidence that god doesn't exist?

[DrFilth]

i blame the man united results for this lot coming here

[bibblebub]

If they are cannibal rats, won't there probably be only one left by time the ship reaches land? Someone wearing big boots could easily deal with that.

[DrFilth]

these are russian rats hard as nails probably come from some gulag
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPK_ij0llc8

[Hypognosis]

Pity James Herbert is no longer alive to read about this. I'm sure they've ripped this plotline straight from one of his novels...

There's even a tenuous link to an album title...

https://www.google.co.uk/#q=city+baby+attacked+by+rats

[anotheoldgit]

bibblebub

Yes one enormously fat cannibal rat.

[anotheoldgit]

A ship as large as a cruise liner and no one knows exactly where it is?

Send out a Kriegsmarine U boat, they will soon spot it and send it to Davy Jone's Locker.

[youngmafbog]

Lost a fuel tanker in the system of a well known big oil company once. Took me ages to find it (and it was full of oil!)

[Zacs-Master]

And you expect us to take you seriously after admitting that YMB? ;-)

[FredPuli43]

Zacs, that takes talent in YMB. Still a bit short of perfection. A retired RAF officer told me that he once lost a whole plane. One day it was on the inventory and then it wasn't, and they never did find out what happened to it.

[Zacs-Master]

Sounds like an Ealing comedy Fred.

[emmie]

rats leave sinking ship come to mind, heard it someplace...

[FredPuli43]

I think the RAF officer (above) said that he, confronted with an empty space instead of an aircraft, put down "Spares, assorted; aircraft for the use of", which seemed to cover it !