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youngmafbog | 12:22 Tue 06th May 2014 | News
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or maybe not.

http://news.sky.com/story/1256003/mans-court-battle-to-marry-his-laptop

The man is clearly a porn obsessed fruit. Lets hope the local plod are building a good file on him!
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Noodle, from the article - "Mr Sevier has previously tried to sue TV network A&E for firing Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in the wake of homophobic comments."

I think he's trying to make a point about the State's ban on same-sex marriage. But I can't help feel that there are better ways to go about it without coming across as some sort of nutter.
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man wants to marry his computer?

will it go down on him?
what is he, man or mouse?
He added: "If anything, my marriage to a machine possesses less of a risk, since a possible acrimonious divorce proceeding could be avoided, if the marriage fails."



I dunno, I have often wanted riid of mine when it won't cooperate. I have also felt like kicking it through a window from time to time (would that be domestic violence?)
Well marriage seems to apply universally these days. Maybe he didn't want the laptop to be his civil parner.
How would it consent though?

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