Divebuddy- lovely as ever to hear from you, and your post is up to your usual standard I see. Have you ever tried actually stretching yourself? I'm sure if you tried really, really hard one day you might even attain mediocrity.
To address your point- that's why the word 'crime' was in inverted commas.Since you don't appear to understand the use of inverted commas in this scenario, here's a little information to help you.
//They are placed around a word or phrase to indicate that it is not used in the manner that the writer would personally use it. In contrast to the nominal typographic purpose of quotation marks, the enclosed words are not necessarily quoted from another source. When read aloud, various techniques are used to convey the sense, such as prepending the addition of "so-called" or a similar word or phrase of disdain, using a sarcastic or mocking tone, or using air quotes, or any combination of the above .// -Source English Language & Usage Stack Exchange for linguists, etymologists, and serious English language enthusiasts.