Does Alex Salmond Know Where Scotland Is?

[ToraToraTora]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28334577

[mikey4444]

I think we should tell him its gone to Perth Australia ( where all the coal comes from ) and perhaps he will b*gger off down there and never come back.

A terribly irritating little man..."small man complex", as far as I can see.

To quote Noel Coward :::: "Never trust short men...brains too near their bottoms"

[Wharton]

AYE, (Scots for YES) :-)

[ToraToraTora]

so why's he doing speeches in England, we canae vot in ya lection laddie

[Wharton]

I really don't know, perhaps it's to get away from the Westminster suits who seem to be infesting the country up here telling us how better we would be 'together'.

[2sp_]

For years Politicians have been spouting that they now what is best for Scotland from south of the border. Why should Wee Eck not join in?

[ToraToraTora]

yes, they should leave it out, I hope you get independence.

[Buenchico]

"The noblest prospect which a Scotchman ever sees is the high road which leads him to England"
- Samuel Johnson

[ludwig]

It's wishful thinking. He wishes the English really could vote on Scottish independence because he knows it'd guarantee victory.

[sunny-dave]

Showboating lightweight

[Wharton]

"Aye, right"
- Wharton

[Wharton]

^In reply to Buenchico/Samuel Johnson

[sunny-dave]

There used to be a nice conundrum ...

"Every time a Scotsman decides to move to England it reduces the average IQ of both countries"

:+)

[anneasquith]

he's doing it to annoy you TTT. :)

[maggiebee]

Well, we have to listen to Cameron, Clegg and crew and we certainly didn't vote for them. They come up her sprouting their lies - bunch of two faced hypocrites. Why shouldn't AS have his say in England?

[jeffa]

Dr* Samuel Johnson is, without doubt, the most overrated figure in English literary history.

* honorary, not earned, doctorate from Trinity College, Dublin.

[DTCwordfan]

because he is full of bs too.....

[ToraToraTora]

I couldn't agree more maggie, you deserve independence. Me and all my English friends would vote yes if we could.

[anneasquith]

but sadly you cant !

[DTCwordfan]

Salmond falls in the mould of Johnson then, not the brightest cookie ever to emerge from the hallowed Main Quad of St Andrews and St Salvators College, a 2:2 Joint Honours MA in Economics and Medieval History in May 1978.

[naomi24]

Never mind Maggie - with a bit of luck you'll have your very own bunch of two-faced hypocrites soon. ;o)