As you say, Ludwig, "The Labour result was crap but the Tories' was worse."
I totally agree and consequently fail to see in what way I have 'spun' anything. It is utterly indisputable that, of the two main parties, the Tories emerged by far the worse off yesterday. A seat lost as against a seat retained is unquestionably an overall loss and any attempt to deny that can only be an example of 'spin'!
(How long are we going to keep this particular 'tease' up, I wonder? Nah, I think I'll just leave it there, as you're not making a lot of sense so far.)