Tory M P Maks A Mockery Of Parliament

[Jomlett]

Tory M P Penny Mordaunt admits making joke speech so she could say *** in Parliament for DARE... http://mirr.im/127BbIf

[EDDIE51]

Since when has 'cock' been a banned word, it is a male bird.

[agchristie]

Wonder what the Portsmouth North constituents make of it? She won her seat with over 7,000 seats so she can afford this cock up probably.

[EDDIE51]

Now if she had thought up a way to say ' See U N T ' would that be interesting.

[BlackadderV]

We did the same 50 years ago at our VI form debating society. The master in charge was noted for his attraction to young boys so the challenge was to see how many times you could introduce the word "puff" into your speech without him twigging.

[agchristie]

^ votes sorry!

[sandyRoe]

Using it in a speech on animal welfare wasn't showing much imagination. She could have curried favour with her party big nobs and got a capon the back if she'd said something like: 'Miliband may think himself cock o' the roost now but after the election, when his colleagues have done with him, he'll be nothing more that a constituent in a rather greasy pot of cock a leekie soup.

[anneasquith]

appeared on splash, now a jolly jape in parliament, blonde, and a tory.A lap dance in the chamber then surely a candidate for Debuty PM 1915.

[sandyRoe]

There are some MPs who you just know aren't destined for a long career on the green benches.

[Svejk]

I'd have said 'makes a cockery of Parliament',,probably.

[shoota]

Tory?
She's not a penny red then?




(Joke courtesy of Phil Lately...)

[BlackadderV]

Mega groans @ Shoota!!☺

[Gromit]

What the hell is she wearing?
She looks like Sue Ellen Ewing's double.

[anneasquith]

*** 1915, geez oh, I seem to have ' lost some time '' :(

[sandyRoe]

I sometimes forget that the 1900s are now the last century.

[Gromit]

Didn't a police officer try to get BeeGee songs into his evidence while he was in the witness box? I can't remember what happened to him. It was a high profile trial. I'll see if I can find more details.

[sandyRoe]

I suppose testifying in a falsetto voice gave the game away.

[Gromit]

// An investigation has begun after it was alleged an officer inserted song titles into his evidence at the inquest of a lawyer whom police shot dead.

It is claimed the officer used Duran Duran and Barbra Streisand song titles. The police watchdog will investigate.

The evidence of the police marksman, known as AZ8, will be probed by the Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC).

The officer was reprimanded when evidence of his actions emerged during the inquest at Westminster Coroner's Court, which came to a conclusion on 7 October, with a jury ruling Mr Saunders' death was lawful. //

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11672840

[sandyRoe]

I remember that case. The police officer could hardly have picked a worse one to play his joke.

[Gromit]

A liking for Barnara Streisand and George Michael would definitely cause a blip on the Gaydar.