Talbot - "I am amazed she hasn't managed to parlay her ill-informed poison into a Daily Mail column,
maybe the Sun offered her more?"
More likely the other poison-pen gigs were taken.
Hello, I'm Katie Hopkins, would you like some of my opinions which are as ill-informed and un-thought through as they are nasty and vile?
We'll we're The Daily Mail and we've already got Jan Moir who is so full of poison she lives in fear of biting her own tongue, and as for immigrants and pseudo-patriot prodding, we've got Richard Littlejohn for that, even though he doesn't even live in this country any more.
OK - anyone else?
Well here at the Mirror, we've got failed TV presenter Fiona Phillips who couldn't manage to string a cogent thought or opinion on live TV if her life depended on it, so she fits right in here, thanks anyway.
What about you The Sun?
Well, you'll have to really go some - our readers are pretty much immune to the basic levels of brain-dead knee-jerk vitriol that people can write about - we've had a corner in that market for years. Although, you have been on TV and managed to say some of the most pointlessly outrageous things even we have heard for a long time, so come on in!
Thanks! Where's my desk?
Oh, there's no desk. There is a flat stone there in the corner, we'll lift it up when we want to hear from you.