Q: Reason for wanting citizenship?
A: I like this country, am a member of the Commonwealth with roots in England. Have tried to help the mother country in its war effort. And I wish it well.
Verdict: You're out then.
Same question, same assessor, different petitioner:
A: Your culture, and morals are disgusting. But I like the idea of free housing. and the support which you've promised me I will get will get for my two wives and our children.
Verdict: Welcome! Three bedrooms or four?