What The Funicular Is Joe Essex?

[ToraToraTora]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32127044
Previously thought impossible, the BBC appear to have found a bigger non entity than the Libdem leader!

[Mamyalynne]

'Who'.

[Jackdaw33]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Essex

[ummmm]

Joey Essex is hilarious.

I've never watched 'The Only Way is Essex' but have seen him on other shows. He's as thick as a brick but comes across as a lovely young lad.

[Mamyalynne]

I should point out, my comment was not a question but a correction - it is rude to refer to people as 'what'.

[mazie]

I saw him on I'm a Celebrity and he was a lovely lad, thick but lovely

[baza]

Just another nobody who thinks he is somebody.

[Jackdaw33]

The male equivalent of Jade Goody.

[ummmm]

He really does seem nice, doesn't he Mazie, really endearing.

[scorpiojo]

On Celebrity Juice

Keith Lemon '"Which country is next to Wales?"
Joey Essex "London"

[ummmm]

That's right Baza...a nobody who is probably making more money than you!

[mazie]

He does ummmm. I like him x

[MargoTester]

He is unbelievably dim. Had to be shown how to tell the time on an 'old fashioned' clock as he had only ever had digital timepieces

[Retrochic]

He probably isn't as thick as his celebrity persona indicates. He has, and is, making a huge amount of money playing thick -it does not mean he is thick.

[Mamyalynne]

Refreshingly honest and open.

[MargoTester]

^ but agree he comes over as a nice chap. Bet he is worth a few million so actually not that daft I suppose

[ToraToraTora]

mamy I used the initials the first of which was W which was translated by this site I meant to say (W)(T)(F) with the W meaning "WHO"

[baza]

uummmmm thank you for that although my income has naff all to do with you, the bloke got lucky with reality type programmes . A dj working in a club run by a bloke with iffy history.

[Arksided]

Joey Essex is ream, first time I saw him was on 'I a celebrity get me out of here' having never watched the only way is Essex. He had me in tears of laughter very funny fella love his act.

[ummmm]

I didn't actually ask you how much you earnt, Baza, but I imagine you're not in high demand from the TV channels :-)

[RandyMarsh]

The problem with Joey is that he just appears so nice.