Bitty

[joeluke]

Breastfeeding a 5-year-old

Wrong, just wrong

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3100626/I-d-like-carry-TEN-Mother-claims-long-term-breastfeeding-five-year-old-daughter-smarter-husband-isn-t-thrilled-it.html

[mikey4444]

I'm sorry but I can't resist posting this !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuPBbFOiygo

[andy-hughes]

I wish you had mikey!!!!

[mikey4444]

Andy...I intended to post this before I left for work this morning but forgot....my apologies for the delay !

[whiskeryron]

I firmly believe that Breast milk makes for intelligence. I loved it & had it regularly until aged 32 & I am extremely intelligent.

[mikey4444]

WR...was it "on tap" or in a bottle ? (!)

[whiskeryron]

on tap & I forgot to mention it is extremely good for growth.

[mikey4444]

Very intriguing WR !

[joggerjayne]

Well phew, the day almost over.

Might have to check out a few of the local bars tonight, and see what cocktails they have on offer.

It could give a whole new meaning to "happy hour".

[mikey4444]

JJ...I am having a Margarita tonight, at precisely 19:02 !

[joggerjayne]

With a salty rim, one would hope, mikey.

[andy-hughes]

Interesting - the 'Bitty' sketch encapsulates the reality of David Walliams and Little Britain - it was never really all that funny, it ran out of steam very quickly, and his irritating camp persona conceals a somewhat disturbed and disturbing individual, currently creeping his way through BGT.

[mikey4444]

JJ.........I always keep my rim nice and salty, just in case ! And I shall have a slice of lime in it as well.

I recall a time when I was renting a cottage with some friends, in the wilds of Exmoor, many years ago. I tried but failed to get any olives for the Martinis in the Local Shop, which was something out of "The League of Gentlemen". But I fear that olives had not made their way that far West in Britain at the time. "Nasty foreign things they be" apparently.

So we improvised using frozen petit pois peas, and very nice they were as well !

[-Talbot-]

There's some *** bad images in my head at the moment :0(

[joggerjayne]

I'm still trying to get my head around the idea of a place without Martini olives.

I keep thinking of I Am Legend, or Mad Max, or maybe Resident Evil.

"I woke up in a land where the rules no longer applied. A desolate landscape, burnt by the fire of the apocalypse. Wild men roamed, out of control. Dry winds, and a scorching Sun, and no olives for the Martinis. That was the worst of it. No olives."

Heey, hang on ... how are you supposed to make a Dirty Martini ???

OMG, it sounds worse and worse all the time.

[Ellipsis]

Didn't do Robin Arryn much good (and Lysa Arryn even less good).

[joggerjayne]

Was Lysa the one who got pushed out of ...

Oh, hang on ...

I almost broke the rule about not giving away any G of T because some people are not up to date with all the episodes.

But she was the one, right?

[Bazile]

jj

//"I woke up in a land where the rules no longer applied. A desolate landscape, burnt by the fire of the apocalypse. Wild men roamed, out of control. Dry winds, and a scorching Sun, and no olives for the Martinis. That was the worst of it. No olives." //

Your'e describing Peckham , aren't you ?

[Ellipsis]

> But she was the one, right?

She was.

[andy-hughes]

JJ - // almost broke the rule about not giving away any G of T because some people are not up to date with all the episodes. //

Spoiler alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- do not Google the name - the incident you describe is there to read.

It didn't matter to me, I have never seen a single episode of Game Of Thrones, but as you say - not nice to have it spoiled if you are following.

[joggerjayne]

I suppose the problem cocktails based on ... err, you know ... would be inconsistency of measures.

You just know you'd be the one who got the short measure. Excuse me bar man, what's this? Do I look like someone who would order a small glass?

Was the "donor" a bit dehydrated, or something?