Imagine explaining this to your parents and the insurance company.
Reminds me of a story of a German couple in one of those old Beetles. Apparently, she froze on him when engaged in 'coitus in curru' - an expression for in a car. They attracted someone who called the emergency services and the firebrigade was called out, not the doctor - their solution to cut them out as they couldn't even get close to get a needle in.
So the Beetle ends up looking like a sardine can rolled back.
Separated, she bursts into tears.
Fire officer, "It's okay, we've got you apart now, one of those things."
Her comment, in tears, "How am I going to explain the car to my husband?"