It's Great When You're Straight?

[ichkeria]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vladimir-putins-united-russia-party-unveils-straight-flag-to-rival-gay-pride-symbol-10377440.html

With the US busy banning the confederate flag, Russia has seen fit to invent a 'straight' flag to rival the 'gay' one.
Is this a positive development?
If you could introduce a new flag what would it be for and what would it look like?

[ludwig]

Oh dear, the flagpole's bent.

[douglas9401]

A picture of Vladimir Heteromaximus of course.
Nothing more straight than a bare chested white man astride a horse.

[EDDIE51]

What is it, a picture of a bum with a 'No Entry' sign?

[Old_Geezer]

No more nor less daft than having a 'gay' flag.

Can't think of any reason I'd need a new design of flag for.

[Old_Geezer]

I note his flag implies encouragement to have too many offspring. Maybe Russia has too much spare space & resources.

[joggerjayne]

On that Russian flag, it looks like the child on the end is pointing to where his parents are, and the woman is holding a big gun.

Presumably the two adults are child sex traffickers, kidnapping the children.

[1ozzy]

Unfortunate photo of the flag.
Indeed the mother appears to be holding a firearm, whilst having only one leg to stand on, plus a scrotum.
Surely not a typical Russian family.

[joggerjayne]

A woman with a scrotum?

She could be a Russian athlete.

[1ozzy]

Could be a Chinese swimmer too JJ ;-)

[joggerjayne]

Does the flag also imply that straight people want to have children?

Not all of us have embraced the idea of stretching our front bottoms to the diameter of a human being. It's simply not natural.

[1ozzy]

//Not all of us have embraced the idea of stretching our front bottoms to the diameter of a human being. It's simply not natural.//

Sorry JJ. It is natural, or were you cloned in a test tube?

I do agree it's not for everybody though.

[joggerjayne]

I'd like to think that I was cloned in a test tube.

The alternative is just too gross.

[1ozzy]

//I note his flag implies encouragement to have too many offspring. //

How many is too many Old_Geezer?

Is there a correct number?

At one stage the Chinese government thought so.

[anotheoldgit]

Great idea hope it catches on, perhaps we can also have a straight pride parade, with flags waving?

[Old_Geezer]

Too many is leaving more beings behind that leave when the two parents shuffle off this mortal coil.

[Old_Geezer]

... than leave ....

like I typed >:-(

[Zacs-Master]

Wrong post OG?

[Gromit]

The Answerbank could do with a flag...

Something like this...

http://thumb101.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/678829/227291293/stock-vector-comic-text-style-of-pop-art-fight-of-rams-animation-rams-hit-foreheads-boom-227291293.jpg

[Old_Geezer]

No, just answering 1ozzy's question.

[1ozzy]

Interesting AOG. That would certainly stifle population growth.
Does it take into account for offspring that die before parents?