Captions Please.

[anotheoldgit]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/21/09/2D99D12100000578-3282441-image-a-17_1445417086048.jpg

It's a long time since we had one.

"Is that jacket 'Made in China'?

[jim360]

"Jeremy Corbyn's grip is far too slight and completely destroys his credibility" -- right-wing media, possibly.

[DTCwordfan]

"What's the Chinese for 'You are Redder than I am'?"

"Ah yes, 你是更红比我大。"

[DTCwordfan]

"Who is going to play right wing on your Party team?"

"I could ask the same thing of you, President Xi,"

[Gromit]

Ah, Mr Jook of Eddingbwo, I am very pleased to meet you.

[EDDIE51]

Worzel meets Hong Kong Phooey.

[Prudie]

Xi Jinping thinks "I wonder if this guy realises we're not commies anymore"

[Baldric]

Solly, Jelemy who?

[mikey4444]

"Who the feck is this Chinese bloke and why am I having to shake his hand" ?

or

" Who the feck is this white, beardy bloke, and why am I having to shake his hand" ?

Take your pick !

[mikey4444]

" I only came in for a takeaway...what are all ruddy these photographers here for " ?

[anotheoldgit]

So you want to get rid of the UK's nuclear deterrent? then well done Mr ???????????, so sorry forgot your name.

[Arksided]

"So you are going for the FIFA Presidency"

[Gromit]

Jez: No Panda's this time - the last two were delicious.

[douglas9401]

Corbyn gets a firm grip on economic reality.

[Svejk]

'Table for one, sir'.

[retrocop]

Ahhh soooool. I see you on Terryvision Mr Worzel. How is Miss Sarry?

[anotheoldgit]

Thank you all for your captions, keep them coming.

[marval]

Jeremy is thinking, "HaHa the queen doesn't use chopsticks at her banquets.

[bazwillrun]

we will have him lapped alound our rittle fringer... cor brimey !

[andy-hughes]

The average Chinese tourist always enjoys an up-close photo op at Madam Tussauds whenever they are in London.

[tamborine]

everything in 99p store is chinese, like my jacket