Please Kill Your Spider Quietly

[marval]

If you are going to kill a spider, I'd do it quietly. Unless you want a visit by the law.

http://news.sky.com/story/1594785/mans-noisy-spider-battle-sparks-police-calls

[murraymints]

lol

[B00]

Serves him for right for trying to kill one in the first place- murderer!

[jno]

if you see a spider in Australia, never mind how much noise you make, kill it before it kills you

http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2014/oct/20/australia-funnel-web-deadliest-spider-in-world

[Old_Geezer]

Hmmm when I'm playing on the PC I'm surprised I don't get a visit then ! Perhaps it is the lack of female screams that means no one is interested.

[jno]

heaven forbid the neighbours should intervene when I'm screaming at the computer; but perhaps if you want it to happen you could get one of the housemaids to do the screaming for you, OG?

[ladybirder]

Or better still, don't kill it at all!

[Tilly2]

Poor spider, killed by a lunatic!

[viv41]

Idiot !