Oops!

[jno]

I didn't rape her, says millionaire, I accidentally tripped over and penetrated her.

http://tinyurl.com/hofpljc

Found not guilty, after being allowed to give evidence in private. Lucky chap.

[Jackdaw33]

Already posted.
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1462691.html

[jno]

thanks for that - I did do a search but it didn't lead me there.

[Jackdaw33]

I thh

[PankySmooch]

And he got away with that????

[Jackdaw33]

I think the golf reference is that to get round a course in 18 you have to score a 'hole' in one every time!

[david small]

I once had a girlfriend who told me she was no longer a virgin because of slipping on a horses saddle.

[ToraToraTora]

did he also fall backwards on to the J Edgar? YCMIU!

[hc4361]

If she meant her hymen was no longer intact, that is very probably true, david

[jno]

oh, I'm sure he didn't make it up, TTT. I'd be interested to hear the eivdence given in secret, though. (Is this common?)

[EDDIE51]

Jno, read the link you posted !
The secret evidence was the defendant demonstrating to the judge how the girl pulled his head down to her crutch to encourage him perform oral sex on her.

[frugalfred]

Ah, she had a crutch; must have been disabled?

[Tilly2]

Fred!

[frugalfred]

Just a little note, Tilly - a crotchet!

[New Judge]

Sounds the perfect end to a charming and sophisticated evening out:

When asked if he was 'kind' to the two women, he replied: 'I'm kind with every human being, I was exactly how any gentleman should behave with a lady.'

So it seems:

Mr Abdulaziz admitted that he went to rouse the sleeping girl wearing only his underpants, and said that his erect penis may have been poking out.

"I always respect ladies and I have a sister myself"

Small world.