TTT - //No ummmm, look at how long it takes to get off a plane when it's not an emergency, if everyone is getting their stuff together the evac time would be 10 minutes not 90 seconds. The crew are trained to have those doors open in seconds. I have anything vital in my pockets anyway. //
You can't compare the two scenarios.
A plane arrives, everyone gets up, stretches, yawns, says hello to the person behind or in front whom they haven't seen for hours, politely waits for the people nearest to get their bags down, get their own bags down, and politely and calmly shuffle towards the exit, usually letting at least one traveller go in front of them.
An emergency landing - everyone gets up and starts heading for the exit as quickly as possible and some, but by no means all, will grab their hand luggage, and everyone is off as soon as is humanly possible.