Tom Cruise to be a dad????

[johntheplamf]

I thought Tom Cruise was Impotent, I thought back at the time, that was the reason he and Nicole decided to adopt.

[Artemis]

Amazing what Scientology can do, isn't it?

[johntheplamf]

Hmmmmm, good point. Is there an anti scientology religion then that takes your children away??

[foxy.fagin]

Does it matter in the end, especially if you are not one of the family? Or are you?

[snapdharlich]

Sorry if I'm being thick, but perhaps he isn't impotent now?

[snapdharlich]

After all, impotent isn't infertile and perhaps he didn't get th' ole stiff eye wi' that Nicole.

[jno]

know what you mean fagin... but Cruise has made a bit of an ass of himself recently on the subject of health... Brooke Shields, you may have heard, wrote a book about the depression she suffered after her daughter was born, and how antidepressants and therapy gradually cured her... and Cruise went on some TV show to denounce her for using drugs and psychiatry (which he called a 'pseudo-science', a bit rich coming from a scientologist). Shields responded scornfully that Cruise didn't even have a uterus...

Anyway, serve him right if people start taking an impertinent interest in his health. (Though I don't really.)

[Dark Angel]

It may be through artificial insemination.

[stevie21]

As mentioned, remember that impotent (can't get it up) is different from infertile (fires blanks).
What eloquence - who said that education of mine was wasted?

[Buddy]

I also heard recently that Nicole allegedly was born a hermaphrodite (sp?) which might have rendered her infertile or unable to bear children.

[johntheplamf]

Put very eloquently Stevie:)

[MargeB]

Nicole Hermaphrodite??????

[Jude123]

 Have you heard the latest 'Whatshername' is not allowed to make a sound when she has this baby! Scientology laws or something. Poor girl 

[foxy.fagin]

Right, jno! No I hadn't heard, what a silly p***k (whoops or matbe not!) Good for Brooke Shields putting him in his place.

Still it's not our problem is it? Thank goodness. By the way and out of curiosity, who is the mother-to-be?

[Buddy]

Apparently its the worst kept secret Marge - but hey dont believe everything you hear.!!

[georgit79]

Nicole was born a hermaphrodite? Ha ha ha ha ha that's the funniest thing i've heard all day.

[ianess]

Impotent???         Omnipotent?????
Take your pick.
Click here.    

[jno]

fagin, the lucky lady is Katie Holmes, a starlet who was in Batman Begins (whoops, showing my age, I don't think they have starlets any more, do they? Anyway, she's 16 years younger than him). Cruise went on Oprah Winfrey to talk about her and started punching the air and shouting 'I love her!!' which made some people wonder if he was losing his grip. She in return claimed she planned to remain a virgin until she married, a promise she has not kept, though I believe they are engaged. She is going to become a scientologist too.

[foxy.fagin]

Cheers, jno, I reckon I am now totally au fait with that vital piece of People info - you know, I wonder how I've managed these past weeks without knowing that...

Starlets, yes, you and I both, jno. I think they stopped using that a good 10 years ago when these young ladies stopped flaunting their wares as interest was elsewhere!!!

[littleoldme]

So a man who can't has got together with a woman who won't and somehow...they have.

Hallelujah, it's a miracle!