Caption Please

[Gromit]

We haven't done a caption comp for a while, but this was just crying out for you to put words into their mouths...



(the woman is Diane James, UKIPs new leader)

[RandyMarsh]

where is his other hand?

[losgigs]

OMG please don't move in for a kiss after eating those pickled onions.

[Baldric]

Nigel, I really wish you hadn't splashed it all over!

[Mamyalynne]

" You're standing on my foot!"

[chrissa1]

"Where's the parsley, when you need it ."

[slinky.kate]

stop trying to ogle my boobs ?

[agchristie]

Farage: 'Ooh come 'ere,you can't beat a bit of Rompuy Pumpy'

[Arksided]

Don't worry it's just a rocket in my pocket.

[anotheoldgit]

No can't think of any this time, what about you Gromit?

[melv16]

Dumb and dumber the sequel.

[Gromit]

Farage: Lie back and think of England Diane, I'm sure you can pull this off.

[Tilly2]

One little bite, Diane. Let me introduce you to the world of the Undead.

[ImLostAgain]

Ode to Joy, I'm whistling Ode to Joy.

[ToraToraTora]

"you take over love, I'm off to Victoria st where they are in need of my talents"

[Baldric]

Nigel, perleese, when I said no Tongues I really meant it!

[agchristie]

One magic blow and I can turn you into Michael Portillo!

[ichkeria]

'You're laughing now Diane, but you won't be laughing soon'

[marval]

Oh no, he feels so small down there.

[agchristie]

No Nigel,I'm saving my kisses for Neil Hamilton.