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Fruit Bowl?
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this is an absolute gift for newspaper pun writers.......
http:// www.lan cashire telegra ph.co.u k/news/ 1490489 1.Miss_ Orange_ and_Mr_ Banana_ split_a fter_do mestic_ inciden t_in_Bl ackburn /
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I was going to start by saying it must be awfully quiet in Lancashire if this is what makes the news then read the story and must admit I had a giggle until I read these story headlines underneath
"Police searching for missing Blackburn man, aged 21, find body"
'I'm going to kill you!' - feud erupts between drivers at busy Blackburn junction"
"Police 'extremely worried' about missing Blackburn boy William Cowell"
'No, I'm a virgin' - pensioner asked girl, 13, if he could place his hand down her knickers"
And then wandered what goes through a reporters mind sometimes.
"Police searching for missing Blackburn man, aged 21, find body"
'I'm going to kill you!' - feud erupts between drivers at busy Blackburn junction"
"Police 'extremely worried' about missing Blackburn boy William Cowell"
'No, I'm a virgin' - pensioner asked girl, 13, if he could place his hand down her knickers"
And then wandered what goes through a reporters mind sometimes.