"Can we please put this to bed now?"
I'd rather not. Discussions aren't always about changing someone's mind. They can be interesting in themselves; or perhaps someone reading this might find it interesting even if you, the participant, do not.
I explained already why the hung parliament could be correct even with Labour behind, as long as they are close enough. If I'm trying to persuade you of anything else it's that this poll isn't as wrong as you are treating it -- but that doesn't make the central "hung parliament" figures right either, necessarily. I'm trying to make the point about the bands of predictions, that apply to each seat and so to the prediction as a whole. That adds uncertainty without making the whole exercise pointless, because you can understand and quantify that uncertainty.
"I think it’s utterly wrong to publish what could be a grossly inaccurate prediction that may well sway sections of the electorate one way or the other."
Well, possibly. I think the problem is more in how they are reported, rather than whether they are reported at all. The subtlety you are bored of is vital but so often ignored -- which cuts both ways. People think polls are wrong because all they hear are the headline figures that are usually wrong (because, well, obviously); other people get too excited about one particular poll because they fail to appreciate that it could be an outlier.
If all that were publicised more widely then there'd be no problem. It isn't, so there is a little.
I had tried to wrap this up earlier actually -- maybe it was a timid effort as I'm too interested in polling and electoral analysis these days -- but you can perhaps draw some comfort from this poll. Even if it ends up being wrong, it could partly be wrong because enough wavering Tory voters took it seriously and went out to vote accordingly.
Next week will tell us how accurate (or not) this particular poll was, but as long as it's put in proper context there's no harm in publishing it.