Our local KFC is "closed for refurbishment"....
Hmm, makes me wonder if there is more to this than meets the eye.
Maybe just the God of Gastronomers taking his revenge :-)
Reminds me of the time I came out of a Pogues concert with friends in the centre of Birmingham. As KFC appeared to be the only outlet open, we joined the queue. No doubt influenced by the number of glasses of something I'd had, I asked the chap at the counter if they sold chicken, and was told, apparently in earnest, that he'd have to ask ...