A Little More Lighthearted.

[youngmafbog]

I've heard of a few things having to be removed and my daughter who worked as a doctor in A&E here and Aus has had to remove them but this one takes the biscuit.

Just why would you do it?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5781951/Man-gets-shower-head-SIX-INCHES-rectum-slipped-fell-shower.html

[Ellipsis]

The most curious A&E trip I've heard of for a thing stuck "up there" is a lightbulb. Removing that would have been a delicate operation ...

[pixie374]

Please continue, sqad... I wondered what experiment you were doing with your mouse just then xx

[pixie374]

Actually, please don't... xx

[Tilly2]

A lightbulb? Watt?

[nailit]

//I wondered what experiment you were doing with your mouse just then//
Please Pix! I saw a film in my youth that you have just reminded me off. Ive never forgotten it since.....

[237SJ]

I heard the story about the white woman on a south african flight who's baby' s nappy needed changing. She said to the Steward (as the were called in the old days) "Steward, change my baby" So he came back and swapped her baby for a black one. The story is a load of rubbish (and has been going around since the 1960s) I only believe about 50% of the stories I hear and that is a conservative estimate

[Ellipsis]

Screw fitting.

[Tilly2]

ohm!

[pixie374]

Apologies nailit :-) xx

[andy-hughes]

237SJ // I heard the story about the white woman on a south african flight who's baby' s nappy needed changing. She said to the Steward (as the were called in the old days) "Steward, change my baby" So he came back and swapped her baby for a black one. The story is a load of rubbish (and has been going around since the 1960s) I only believe about 50% of the stories I hear and that is a conservative estimate //

There are many many stories about plane flights.

My favourite is the one about a woman who complains at being seated next to a Jewish passenger, and she is advised that there is a spare seat in First Class. The lady starts to gather her belongings, when the stewardess beckons the Jewish gentleman to come with her, and he heads off to First Class.

When the lady compains to the stewardess that there must be some mistake, the stewardess replies "Oh no madam, Captain Cohen doesn't make mistakes like that."

[ChillDoubt]

Only just recently we had a gentleman attend theatre who had a whole cucumber inserted where the sun has never shone. No big deal....


....apart from the fact that he wanted the item returned, which he duly did, still in its cellophane wrapping!

[Tilly2]

Did he pickle it in vinegar afterwards?