Where Is Boris

[gulliver1]

Boris has done a runner , and will be absent for the Crucial , Heathrow expansion vote tonight,
after promising to lie down in front of the bulldozers, if it happens.

[gulliver1]

Has he gone to Russia to watch the World Cup?.

[Mamyalynne]

Afghanistan.

[237SJ]

Afghanistan

[gulliver1]

Is he in America?

[Mamyalynne]

Afghanistan.

[ummmm]

Afghanistan.

[gulliver1]

Did he tell Theresa where he was going ?

[douglas9401]

Like a thief in the night, he vanished.

I'd trust him with everything I own that's for sure, not a doubt in my mind that he's strong and stable, reliable, like clockwork.

And honest and straightforward too, what he says he stands by come what may.

[-Talbot-]

gulliver might be trying to spell Afghanistan.

[tonyav]

The foreign secretary is set to miss the vote because he is abroad, but the government has so far declined to say where he will be on security grounds.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mps-set-for-crunch-heathrow-vote-without-boris-johnson/ar-AAz7mfQ?ocid=U345DHP

[Mamyalynne]

A f g h a n i s t a n.

[Mamyalynne]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/25/boris-johnson-wastes-day-visiting-country-he-didnt-need-to-visit

[gulliver1]

He has gone to Afghanistan to discuss their forthcoming election. Well that is the excuse the Crankie Con is using.

[gulliver1]

Hope the vote is yes , can't wait to see him lying down in front of the Bulldozers.

[237SJ]

When you fly to Afghanistan, you need runways. Funny that

[gulliver1]

We will play Squash , and I will drive the Bulldozer.

[gulliver1]

Think his fellow Mps will vote yes , just to put him on a spot.

[237SJ]

I hope so

[jno]

he said he'd lie down on the runway, didn't he, I just didn't realise he meant at Kabul airport.

[gulliver1]

The Boris Johnson motto ," I will never break a promise"