Captions Please........

[ToraToraTora]

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Groom to the bride: "I dunno who she is either but she reckons she can get us a good deal on the honeymoon"!

[Tilly2]

Don't invite her to the reception. She might dance!

[Jackdaw33]

Damn! I was hoping we'd get a chimney sweep for good luck.

[cassa333]

I tried! But you know she’s a bloody difficult woman to get rid of.

[kvalidir]

'Marry in May repent at leisure' :)

[Bazile]

Fella under his breadth -

'' I May have to do something drastic in order to quickly brexit from the company of this lady ''

[Ken4155]

"My gran! I thought she was yours."

[DTCwordfan]

Who has the most protective padding on them?

[DTCwordfan]

"I'm a virgin too....."

[Bazile]

Bride under her breadth

' Sorry , but i'm not having this one in the album '

[Patsy33]

"When I said, something borrowed something blue"..........

[marval]

Oh crikey, so that is what my mother-in-law looks like.

[Ken4155]

Yes, i know she's the Prime Minister. Just saying she could've made an effort.

[Theland]

"Quick! Slaughter an albatross for luck!"

[kvalidir]

'Oi, May, Two's company Theresa's crowd'.

[rowanwitch]

Thank heaven we didn't book a honeymoon in France
Sorry it's not PMs Qs, the answer was I do....
Oh burger it who gave Aunt Theresa a sherry

[ToraToraTora]

kval is winning at the mo!

[kvalidir]

Ooooh thanks TTT x

[Flonska]

May: "Right you two - make this the last picture. The boat for Dover is about to leave and you need to pay me £5,000 each in cash before you are allowed on board!"

[Bazile]

Just give it to charity, kvalidir

[mallyh]

well you did ask our parents to organise a pm wedding