I try to tell the gals at the disco that I identify as a 25 year old, but I get as much success now as I did last time I was 25.
Still, gotta be careful, pension age keeps slipping further and further away as it is under evil heartless government changes. Don't wanna make it worse.
I'm just wondering ... can I identify as a multi-millionaire with no mortgage? Surely it's against my human rights for the courts and for my bank manager not to recognise several more zeros at the end of my bank balance...