I nearly burst out laughing when I read that.
And Rory Stewart took what was it: smoked something with Iranians? Good god!
What is the Tory party coming to?
Just as well a habitual liar, cheat, a man who conspired with a criminal to have a journalist’s ribs broken, connived in a bid to suppress mention of an illegitimate daughter, who haphazardly and unnecessarily conceded hundreds of millions of cuts in negotiations with govt departments as mayor of London ...
Deep breath
... appears not to be odds on favourite to be the next PM