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New Judge | 21:18 Mon 01st Jul 2019 | News
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A body fell from the wheel well of an aircraft and landed in a garden in Clapham, London, yesterday afternoon. It missed the occupant, who was sunbathing, by a metre. A spokesman for the airline (Kenya Airways) said "It is unfortunate that a person has lost his life by stowing aboard one of our aircraft and we express our condolences.".

Here's my alternative:

"We're absolutely appalled that the inadequate level of security at Nairobi airport allowed this to happen. The stowaway could have caused damage to the aircraft which could have brought it down, endangering the lives of those aboard as well as people on the ground. We're thankful that nobody was injured either on our aircraft or on the ground and hope this serves as a lesson to anybody foolish and inconsiderate enough to try such a stunt in the future."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48830212
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//"We're absolutely appalled that the inadequate level of security at Nairobi airport ......... to anybody foolish and inconsiderate enough to try such a stunt in the future." //

tell it like it is Baby
I bet the dead man has taken that message to heart
Already! Sorry.
N-J is absolutely right! He could so easily have taken a bomb with him.
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//tell it like it is Baby
I bet the dead man has taken that message to heart//

That is how it is, Peter.

I was absolutely appalled when I read this (needless to say I didn't see it on the main news which, IMHO, it should have been). I don't care one jot about the dead man. His stupidity (which will no doubt be portrayed as "desperation") could have had tragic consequences for others. Quite whether the occupant of the garden will get over the trauma any time soon is also doubtful.
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Thanks, tilly. Don't look into CB very often.
//Condolences? I Don't Think So!//

I don't think so either.
One can take on board that there has been a significant security breach and that it ought to be addressed strongly without the need to not feel sorrow that someone has lost their life. The two are not mutually exclusive you know.
Calicogirl, He took his chances.
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I don't blame the security services for the person stowing away, I blame the person stowing away. So mutual exclusivity does not arise.
Quite sad - only one?
'Desperation'? Indeed- desperate to get his hands on English benefits and English girls.
JimF// N-J is absolutely right! He could so easily have taken a bomb with him.//

That can't happen, jim. An AB expert said so on another thread.
The OP's title reminds me of one of favourite modern songs written and performed by far younger "Silly Sussex" boys than somebody who's got "vetuste" as part of his monicker:

The stowaway could have brought the aircraft down? How does that work then?
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Apologies, NJ. My post obviously doesn't belong here.
we still pay, corpsicle will of been taken away, investigation autopsy, then some form of burial... he did not die in vain, he landed here.. got seen to by the authorities.
Thanks, Mod.
Does he win the Darwin Award for 2029?

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