Excellent News! Royal Mint Releases Cute Paddington Bear....

[Peter Pedant]

50 p coin series - worth all of half a euro and going down !

The Royal Mint has announced a Paddington bear series of 50p coins with various motifs
the Bear visiting the Tower of London, and many others....Given all the bad news - this is an intentionally good news item

My question is: can anyone suggest various cute Paddington Bear scenarios
that will make the user go all fuzzy and warm inside ?

[GymLadTim]

Paddington reducing his carbon footprint would be a scenario that may motivate people to do the same.

[Peter Pedant]

that wouldnt be by self-immolation by any chance would it?
( sutee in the good old days of British Raj)

[Cloverjo]

Why do they make these collectible coins? People collect them -of course - and stash them. It can’t be good for the economy. I’ve got my full set of Olympic 2012 coins. I won’t use them until I’m skint.

[Peter Pedant]

Further examples I thought - just for the record:

The Fox and the Grapes - but instead of sour grapes, the fox hollers - "no grapes! no grapes!" because it is Brexit see?

the Old Woman who had nowhere to live - thieves had broken in and taken her stuff and then someone went and walked off with the shoe which was her house

and finaly Paddington B tries to join Alice's tea party, but two people dressed like Billy Bunter who have got all the cakes, shout "you have to leave! you have to leave! - and we get all the food and shampers!" - Boris and Cameron see....