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[ToraToraTora]

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[ToraToraTora]

the bins are round the back........

[dannyk13]

"It's behind you!"

[pixie374]

Go and pick your child up...

[aelmpvw]

i do apologise, Samantha slopped champagne down her front on the drive over here ...

[agchristie]

DC - "have you come to throw the book at me"?

[teacake44]

I you telling me porky pies as well as Andrew.?

[Bobbisox1]

i just keep on lying and they believe me, it's fun

[Mozz71]

Yes David, the banquet is is a hog roast, why do you ask?

[sunny-dave]

"If you think I'm a lying, devious, upper-class twit, just wait and see who you have to deal with in August 2019 ..."

[Old_Geezer]

Just so I have this right; you say that you are up for a threesome ?

[Old_Geezer]

Errr... yes your majesty.

[agchristie]

DC - "prorogue?" Do you mean, are we still in favour with Boris and Michael?

[Gromit]

Cameron: It’s you isn’t it? - The Lady on the stamp.

[teacake44]

I promise I won't run off again Mam, and I will try and fix it.

[spathiphyllum]

Could I maybe pop to the bathroom I seem to have defecated in my undergarments.

[retrocop]

"You have to stop them Dave or none of us will see Balmoral again".

[spathiphyllum]

Will Emeril be making them cute little pastries? Same as last year Ma'm?

[spathiphyllum]

Queen- "You pathetic ***.."

[Togo]

You can call me Dave.

[Togo]

I'm thinking of an alliance with the Limp Dumbs.