I don't blame Blair. I blame the youth of today. And the pensioners. And the taxi-drivers. And the farmers. And the people with awkward letter-boxes. And the BBC. And ITV. And Channel 4. And Mary Whitehouse. And Derek Jarman. And Oliver Cromwell. And the Tolpuddle martyrs. And the Romans. What did they ever do for us? That is Torquay madam. May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? I blame the youth of today. Then they might learn.