The Yuchess Of Dork should not be dismissed lightly.
She is an academic and accomplished author, having written a study on the metamorphosis of a bird and a machine, "Budgie The Helicopter."
This demonstrates her powers of observation of the natural and mechanical symbiosis, which she used as the central theme of her illustrative novel.
Her scholarship must therefore be taken seriously, and her views must carry weight within the scientific community and academia generally.
My opinions were not influenced by Mother Theresa, but certainly by a far better sage, namely, Jiminy.