How Useless Is Priti Patel?

[Cloverjo]

Re mixed messages from govt: “We’ve been clear about this from the start: You MUST stay at home.
“We’ve also been clear that that you can go to work.”

Yep, that clears it all up.

[ichkeria]

I don’t think Corbyn got rid of Marxists ymb :-)

I agree about the govt’s treatment of the public tho - and rest my case about the current personnel
...

[ynnafymmi]

I think we should thank our lucky stars that Diane(abacus)Abbott isnt in charge instead.She would be telling us that 243% of the population were infected withCovid-69 and also telling us that so far it had cost the NHS £138.79 since January.

[Deskdiary]

^^^Lol.

Am I the only that finds Priti Patel sexy?

[Gromit]

Priti Patel is three hundred thousand, and thirty four, nine hundred and seventy four thousand times better at maths than Abbott.

[fiction-factory]

^ Nice one, Gromit

[Gromit]

Patel’s Government has closed most of the shops, so she was able at tonights Press briefing to take all the credit for an enormous decline in shop-lifting.
Well done Priti!

[ichkeria]

I thought that was a joke.
It’s actually true.
I’m not surprised they don’t let her do this very often ...

[naomi24]

If she really she that I wish she hadn't. How ridiculous!

[Ellipsis]

How useless? Try this ...

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/04/27/priti-patel-good-news-about-shoplifting-scathing-takedowns/

[naomi24]

If she really 'said' that ....

[jno]

the “Three hundred thousand, thirty four, nine hundred and seventy four thousand” quote is here if that's what you're after, naomi

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/04/14/priti-patel-number-cock-up-our-threevety-eleven-favourites/

[naomi24]

Thanks jno, but no. I'm just incredulous that, with most shops closed, anyone would trumpet the news that shoplifting is down.

[Theland]

Tory answer to Ms Abbott.

[ichkeria]

“Excluding Northern Ireland”
Lucky for her or it could have been worse :-)